Gaelicalchemist, 44

I am many things: A scientist, artist, mystic; a slightly reformed World of Warcraft addict; a longboarder; mostly vegetarian, except cheez. I can has cheeztofuburger? I'm a Pirate Ninja Jedi Space Cowboy (yes - all those can coexist!). I'm also the future President of the National Association for Advancement of Ginger People (NAAGP). Blessed be, but your Gods better not mess with me or I'll smite them. Kthx.

Life is way too short to spend a single moment entertaining snakes in the grass, so I carry a pitchfork with which to pitchfork the snakes in the grass. ^_^ If, however, you've got a shred of altruism in your heart, then we should get along dandy like candy.

YOU, my dear lady, must like to have dinner made for you, have cuddling high on your 'to-do' list, have your hair played with, and your feet (amongst other delicate parts) kissed voluminously. Must have a fiery appetite to discover and enjoy the sacred and hedonistic secrets to life - think Beltaine... I promise not to steal your booty (unless you want me to). I need a matey so we can yaaarr!! together.

My real name means Little King in Gaelic. I'm looking for my Little Queen.

Stout of heart and mind, inquire within...